BOEMRE

“This, from an official Department of the Interior press release: ‘A Secretarial Order that [Ken] Salazar has signed renames the Minerals Management Service the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement (“Bureau of Ocean Energy” or “BOE”)’… Except all was not well. At about the same time a robotic submarine was knocking the collection cap off the top of the well, someone at ‘BOE’ got the word that MMS would NOT be known as ‘BOE’ but would, instead be known by the full acronym for its new name the ‘Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement’ or BOEMRE. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these are the people whom Barack Obama has chosen to replace the first group of morons he had appointed to run the off-shore drilling program. I am told that there are BOEMRE employees who have done nothing since the change from ‘BOE’ but try and figure out how to pronounce it. BOOM-ray has gathered some fans, if only because it has something of a creole flair. Others have cut to the chase and begun referring to the organization they work for as ‘Bummer.'” –political analyst Rich Galen

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