Copenhagen Summit Ends in Dismal Failure


By Elmer Beauregard


Type in Copenhagen Failure into Google News Search and you get 8,896 results. It seems like everything went against Copenhagen in the last couple of weeks.

God showed up big time and answered our prayers for a white Copenhagen. It’s hard to talk about ending Global Warming when your freezing to death. Obama had to leave the conference early because of the blizzard hitting Washington D.C.

Then there was Climategate even though the media won’t mention it and reporters weren’t allowed to ask about it. Obama failed to acknowledge Climategate in his speech by saying, “it is science not fiction”. Even still Climategate seems to be having an effect.

I still have some questions about the final accord however.

Question #1
Is the accord really dead or like in the Wizard of Oz do we still have to deal with the dead witch’s sister?
I keep reading stuff like this:

The Copenhagen accord set a target of limiting global warming to a maximum 2 degrees Celsius over pre-industrial times as a requirement to stave off the worst effects of climate change. It also reiterated a goal of rich nations to jointly mobilize $100 billion a year by 2020 to address the needs of developing countries.

Question #2
How can Government officials argue about setting global temperature goals?

Even though they think they are gods they aren’t, turns out you have to control the sun to control temperature. Maybe they are using some kind of formula such as:

Every trillion dollars given to Al Gore and his cronies equals minus 1 degree celcius. When Al gets two trillion he gives some to Michael Mann to fix his chart to now “show a decline” in temperature and “DONE!”. Al Gore Saves The World and is a Trillionaire.
Question #3
What chart are they using to determine if we’ve achieved the perfect global temperature?

If they are using the now debunked Hockey Stick chart we’ll all have to go back to the Stone Age, but if they are using the Pre-Hockey-Stick chart (which includes the Medieval Warming Period) we have already achieved success.


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