‘An Irish Cop, Two Black Guys and Joe Biden Walk Into a Bar….’:
“Black Scholar Says He’s Able to Joke About Arrest” –Associated Press
We Blame Global Warming:
“Ski Resorts in Summer Are Fun but Not for Skiing” –Associated Press
Who Would Want More Than 2?:
“House OKs More Arms Than Obama Wants” –Arizona Daily Star (Tucson)
They’re Always in the Last Place You Look:
“51 Headless Vikings Found in English Execution Pit” –National Geographic News
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control:
“Foreign Workers Market Spinning Out of Control” –Jerusalem Post
News of the Tautological:
“Sheriff’s Office Looking for Missing Man” –Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)
Bottom Stories of the Day:
“Obama Lectures the Country on Race, Economy” –U.S. News & World Report Web site
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)
