“President Obama invited the Cambridge cop and the black professor to the White House to settle things over a beer. Both parties still insist they’re in the right. Whenever neither side is willing to back down, the best thing to do is to add alcohol.” –comedian Argus Hamilton
“A lot of the Obama presidency is a contest between his intelligence and his arrogance [and he thought] he can say anything on race and is so smart that he will be untouchable.” –columnist Charles Krauthammer
“I am willing to accept the notion that the Surgeon General can be the poster-woman for a national effort to lose weight. That would be swell. But, if we accept that theory, then Obama should appoint: — a junkie as Drug Czar, — a person whose license has been suspended as Secretary of Transportation, — a deserter as Secretary of Defense, — a slum lord heading HUD and, — Bernie Madoff as chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission. I was going to add ‘tax cheats in the U.S. Treasury’ but Obama has already done that.” –political analyst Rich Galen
“I mean, a joke’s a joke, but how could Obama and [Henry] Waxman believe for a second that people like Barney Frank, Barbara Boxer, Charles Rangel, John Murtha, Nancy Pelosi and the idiots on the Black Congressional Caucus could make a better living outside of politics? Half of these people would be trolls living under bridges if they ever lost an election. Who on earth would hire them? There are, after all, only so many circuses in America, and only so many elephants in those circuses, and only so many brooms to go around.” –columnist Burt Prelutsky
“ObamaCare isn’t an easy-to-fill prescription for the half-price-but-just-as-good blue pill. The real product under the safety cap is snake oil.” –columnist Debra Saunders
