April Fools’ Day Headline Round-Up

My favorite April Fools’ day headlines from around the globe:

• Obama confesses to treason and resigns, co-conspirators are in custody, Hillary Clinton sworn in as president
• Twitter switch for Guardian, after 188 years of ink
• Microsoft releases Vista patch to improve battery life
• Dog poo biofuel to power Berlin buses
• World First Pinot Chocolat
• Germany Re-Introduces Deutsch Mark to Stabilize Economy
• Amazon Cloud Computing Reaches for the Sky
• Introducing Google Chrome with 3D
• Gmail Introduces Auto-Pilot
• BBC iPlayer now available on a toaster
• Swimming fish could be key to generating electricity for UK homes
• Oprah Named Fourth Person of the Trinity
• New One-Eye Burkas Introduced in Saudi Arabia
• Tricia Nixon Cox announces presidential candidacy on YouTube
• Brad dumps Angie for Jen
• Dalai Lama to speak at 2010 ceremony
• iPods get heavier with more music
• Obama Orders Chevrolet and Dodge Out Of NASCAR
• Flights to Mars from only $99
• Introducing CADIE
• Technologizer’s First Forty-Five Fabulous Years
• EA and Gameloft’s battle of the iPhone boobs
• TXT’N’WALK app lets you text and walk
• PomeGranate Phone
• Lemon cola becomes holy water in Norway baptism
• Welcome to the Hotel Cali-fauna
• THE INVISIBLE CAR: NOW YOU SEE IT…NOW YOU DON’T
• Michelle Malkin Guest Hosting For Rachel Maddow Tonight

via: legalinsurrection