Name that standard:
“The desirable goal of reforming the international monetary system, therefore, is to create an international reserve currency that is disconnected from individual nations and is able to remain stable in the long run, thus removing the inherent deficiencies caused by using credit-based national currencies.” –Zhou Xiaochuan, governor of the People’s Bank of China **Didn’t that used to be called “gold”?
Village Academic Curriculum:
“If you make it a practice of killing other people’s babies for personal gain … eventually they’re going to give you a taste of the same thing.” –former University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill, who once called the victims of 9/11 “little Eichmanns” after one of the architects of the Holocaust, testifying in his lawsuit seeking to get his job back
Non Compos Mentis:
“Barack Obama is the first Hispanic president the same way Bill Clinton was the first black [president].” –Geraldo Rivera discussing immigration
Say what?:
“The kids love to say SheetzuCacaPoopoo. Well, that was the key. But, the book is really about Barack Obama. Okay? Let me explain. … The dog — Max is in trouble. They send him to obedience school, okay? When he’s in obedience school is when he becomes Barack. He becomes a community organizer. And he organizes the big dogs around the little dogs. ‘Cause at first, the big dogs, also known as the Republicans, don’t like him. See? And so, he finds ways, pragmatically, to help the big dogs. … They can reach itches for them. They can go underneath to get to spots. They can scare the cats away. And so, he becomes popular. And everybody loves each other. … It’s all about pragmatism and change, and trying to find a solution in your situation, which is Barack Obama.” –Joy Behar of “The View” promoting her new children’s book **Well, SheetzuCacaPoopoo IS the perfect name…