“More than 144 hours into Barack Obama’s presidency, the economy is still in recession, the country is still at war, and in many parts of the country it’s still cold outside. Citizens are growing impatient: Wasn’t President Obama supposed to bring change?” –Wall Street Journal columnist James Taranto
“During his upcoming administration, Obama has promised to out-do FDR by putting an additional 2.5 million people on the federal payroll. He has also threatened — I mean, promised — to create some sort of civilian paramilitary group that sounds suspiciously like Hitler’s brown shirts, but I could very well be mistaken. For all I know, Obama may dress them in blue.” –columnist Burt Prelustsky
“This week the Left arrived in Washington, excited about the wonderful things it will do to us — I mean, for us. They always do it for us.” –ABC “20/20″ co-anchor John Stossel
“Let’s start a new group: PETT: People for the Ethical Treatment of Taxpayers.” –political analyst Rich Galen
“If Nancy Pelosi wants fewer births, I have the way to do this, and it won’t require any contraception. You simply put pictures of Nancy Pelosi in every cheap motel room in America. That will keep birth rates down, because that picture will keep a lot of things down.” –radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh
