President Obama said when it comes to passing the stimulus package we can’t afford distractions and delays. You know who took offense to this in Congress? The head of the Senate Distractions and Delays Committee.
President Obama has signed an executive order closing Guantanamo Bay. Well, the big problem, how do you get these inmates back to their home countries? They’re all on the “do not fly” list.
Well, I mean, what’ll they do with them? I mean, look, most politicians don’t want them in their state or their district. Other countries don’t want them. Although, today, New York City’s Yellow Cab Company said, “Hey, we’ll take them.”
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich’s impeachment trial got under way [Monday]. But he was not there. He didn’t go. He went on “The View” instead, which is a pretty smart move, because it will help his case when he pleads insanity.
Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to the hospital after being mauled by his clinically depressed poodle. See that’s how you know that the French are not fighters, okay — when their leader is attacked by a maniacal poodle.
